Urinal Humor: Churchill & Attlee

Syndicated columnist Charles Krauthammer cited an amusing encounter between Churchill and socialist Prime Minister Clement Attlee in the Members’ urinal at the House of Commons, circa 1951. Attlee is standing over the trough as Churchill enters on the same mission. Observing Attlee, Churchill shuffles as far away as possible.
Attlee: “Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?”
WSC: “That’s right. Every time you see something big you want to nationalise it.”
I labeled this an unattributed quip in the “Red Herrings” appendix to my quotations book, Churchill by Himself. I am happy to say that I was wrong, thanks to the help of columnist Christian Schneider, who also recently published the quote in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.
Mr. Schneider advised that he had this quote from William Manchester’s The Last Lion, vol. 1, Visions of Glory 1874-1932, page 35. On my guard (because Manchester, a great stylist, made many detail errors), I looked up his footnote.
The reference is to a 21 October 1980 interview Manchester conducted with Sir David Pitblado (1913-1997)—civil servant, principal private secretary to Attlee in 1951, joint PPS to Churchill in 1951-55, and PPS to Anthony Eden in 1956. Sir David was a reliable source and—with great delight—we may restore this one to the ranks of the genuine.
4 thoughts on “Urinal Humor: Churchill & Attlee”
That’s even better!
I heard the story in 1961 at a dinner at New College, Oxford from the last MP for Oxford University, A.P. Herbert who was also in the urinal. Herbert’s version was slightly different. Churchill’s reply was, “Its big, productive, and if you buggers see it you’ll only want to nationalise it.”
Kind of balances the famous Churchill-Shaw exchange (“Bring a friend, if you have one”), which turned out to be untrue!
https://richardlangworth.com/shaw
Glad to know this is authentic. I always thought this was one of the great funny and ironic Churchill quotes. I have never used it in class only during cocktail parties; I think it is too off color for high school though of course I am sure most kids today would think nothing of it. Nonetheless, it is great to know this is genuine. I have always assumed it WAS, but realize now that Manchester may not be a solid Churchill source.